Monthly Archives: June 2009
The Bernie Madoff Drinking Game
Yesterday, Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison, which probably made about 99.9 percent of New Yorkers happy. I say 99.9 because I’m sure the .1 percent of his family was not pleased, unless they too invested in … Continue reading
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The September Issue
Never in my life have I been so excited to spend $27 on a movie ticket then I will be this fall. The September issue trailer is out and Anna Wintour looks badass. Love it! The only thing that would … Continue reading
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A Birthday Buddy and Legend
I’m going to tell you a fun fact about myself. I shared a birthday with Michael Jackson. Yup, my mother and MJ and I all had the same birthday-August 29. So you can see why, beyond the million other reasons … Continue reading
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10 Downing Beautification Project AKA West Village, I Envy You
There are a lot of ugly things in the world. The boy I brought home from the bar last weekend, me after one too many shots of tequila, and sometimes, I would even dare to say that New York is … Continue reading
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Subtlety is Dead
As I sit here still in my pajamas from last night, I am infuriated to know that whoever made this dumbass ad has a job and I do not. “Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame grilled with … Continue reading
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The TV Gods Have Feelings Too
Can it be? Does TLC really stand for “we do have a soul?” After last night’s episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8, where the two announced they were splitting up, TLC issued a statement that production of the show … Continue reading
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The Tangled Tweets We Twitter
I learned many things this weekend. I learned I should never drink Red Bull and Vodka, and I also learned I can eat an entire box of Oreos in one sitting. But more importantly, I learned Twitter is taking over … Continue reading
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Spotted…
Happy Friday! Though it isn’t a happy Friday for poor Blair Waldorf—home girl has a sex tape out! I don’t fully understand why people make sex tapes…like, are they that good at it they want to tape themselves and watch … Continue reading
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Let Me Tell You Something About My Family…
Last night might have been both the saddest and happiest night of my life. Though it was the last night for the Real Housewives of New Jersey, it was easily the most entertaining 60 minutes of my day, and perhaps … Continue reading
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