I don’t like Carrie Prejean for several reasons. One, she was raised in a cave and hasn’t yet fully become a citizen in this decade. But mostly I dislike her because she allegedly dated Michel Phelps. Not cool Care Bear, not cool. This article in the Huffington Post has just made my hatred of Miss California reach a whole different level. When asked why she answered the infamous gay marriage question the way she did, Carrie blamed it on Satan. Seriously. “I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, “Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you’re not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.” And I knew right here that it wasn’t about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.”
Oh sweet Christmas, seriously?! First of all, everyone knows Satan is the real party animal—who wouldn’t want to hang out with him? Second, Satan tempted you with a gay marriage question at your pageant, but who exactly told you to pose topless and then lie and say you took them when you were 17, but you actually took them this year? Was God trying to call you but Satan dialed faster so he got through to you first? I’m confused.
After all this, Prejean is keeping her title of Miss California. At a press conference at the Trump Towers today Trump said, “We are in the 21st century … and Carrie is a model, she’s a very successful model, we have determined – and we have the absolute right under the contract – we have determined that the pictures taken are fine.”
This is the second time Donald Trump has let one of his ladies slide. First, Tara Connor, who was busted for underage drinking and drugs and now this. Clearly, Donald likes to have a good time is what we’ve established here. Perhaps his middle name is Satan? That would certainly clear up a lot now wouldn’t it?